I am not only a diaosi, I am also a joker, I am also a salty fish. I have never been in a relationship in my life. I am timid and have low self-esteem. My youth is one sexual act after another. Every day, I dream that I can have a girl to walk on the road with me, go shopping and play with me. But the reality is that I have lost my parents’ money, went to a bad school, and found a class after dawdling. I have no ideals and no goals. Incompetent Sanwu personnel, every time I see you making jokes about diaosi on the Internet, I want to cry. I am just a mouse underground. Through the cracks in the sewer, I spy on all kinds of beauty on the ground. Every time I see this, it hurts my soul and compresses my living space. Please give clowns like us a way to survive. I really don’t want to wet my pillow towel with tears during the day.